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We have ‘white people’ problems in America. White people problems. You know what that is? That’s where your life is amzing, so you just make shit up to be upset about. People in other countries have real problems: ‘Oh shit — they’re cutting off our heads today!’ …Here we make shit up to be upset about. ‘How come I have to choose a language at the ATM machine? This is bullshit! I’m American!’
LOUIS C.K. (via inothernews)
'We is in Dream Country,' the BFG said. 'This is where all dreams is beginning.'

Roald Dahl, The BFG (The Big Friendly Giant)


First book I ever read, with illustrations by Quentin Blake:

Listen to Roald Dahl himself—author of Matilda and James and the Giant Peach and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory—read a passage from The BFG here.


"I is not only able to hear the music that dreams is making but I is understanding it also," the BFG said. "It is like a langwitch."

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